Tag Archives: iO9

Beyond the Black Rainbow Gets Picked up for Theatrical Release (or Wanna Get F#cked-up? Watch This Trailer)


I just watched the trailer for Beyond the Black Rainbow and I feel like my brain has been microwaved in unicorn guts.

Since my neurons are spasming and slathered in the sparkly bile of sci-fi enchantment, I’m having trouble putting together a coherent summary of what I’ve just seen. So, I will borrow from the film’s plot summary.

Beyond the Black Rainbow, written and directed by Panos Cosmatos, is a Reagan-era fever dream inspired by hazy childhood memories of midnight movies and Saturday morning cartoons. Cosmatos brings a bold, Kubrickian vision to the screen in stunning detail in this sci-fi fable of a young woman imprisoned in an experimental laboratory and the enigmatic scientist who is her captor. Set in a futuristic 1983, Elena finds herself held against her will in a mysterious facility under the watchful eye of the sinister Dr. Barry Nyle. Pushed to her limits, Elena is left with no choice but to navigate an escape from her labyrinthine prison, in the process revealing its hidden secrets.

Watch this, if you want to trip the f#ck out. Continue reading

About these ads
Tagged , , , , , , , , , ,

Aliens We’d Like to F#ck (and iO9′s Guide to Seducing an Extraterrestrial)


Do you prefer your lovers to be out-of-this world? So do we. After all, we come from Mars. And iO9 comes from the future. Well, in this case… cums.

iO9 (one of the best subversive science blogs in the solar system) just published their Valentine’s Day guide to bedding that special someone from the other side of the galaxy. There are so many factors for intergalactic pick-up artists (I.P.U.A.s) to consider. Out here, in the best little whore house in the galaxy, we’ve seen everything: strange mating customs, unpleasant odors, emotional issues, awkward genital placement, dangerous anatomy, frighting fetishes, and extraterrestrial S.T.D.s. iO9 covers most of them.

But what we want to know is this: who would you screw? We have our top picks. If you’re not all hot and bothered over them, post your cosmic crushes in the comment section below. We want to know your fantasy: Continue reading

Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 1,402 other followers

%d bloggers like this: