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My Mina Dress Brings all the Boyz to the Yard (That’s right, it’s better than yours)


Last year, I pleaded with the universe to deliver me Mina’s red absinthe dress from Bram Stroker’s Dracula, so I could wear it to the Los Angeles’ Labyrinth of Jareth Ball.

Well, the universe is indifferent; I learned to sew . . . well, kinda.

What resulted was a hybrid between Mina’s red Absinthe gown and Satine’s red number in Moulin Rouge!.

I’m not going to claim that it is the most well-constructed costume of it’s kind on the internet. The dress only consists of a few key elements: an 18-inch red tight-lacing corset from Orchard Corsets, one red night gown (previously gifted), a small pillow, red fabric, red rose lining, needle, thread, and the imagination (and construction skills) of the bossy five year-old girl in all of us.

Deadstarlet in the Mina Dress, posed by the Bordello in Venice Beach. Photo by J. Burgdorf

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DeadBeats: Cyranoid (ft. DeadStarlet) “The Dust that Never Settles”


Last month, I found myself in the mossy green arms of the N.E. seaboard, on yet another adventure into 21st Century Bohemia, where I got the chance to jam with experimental darkwave group Cyranoid, headquartered in the heart of darkness of Brooklyn.

The improv musical session resulted in this song.

\”The Dust That Never Settles\” by Cyranoid (ft. Deadstarlet)

Yes, that’s me on vocals. Yes, I know, I sound like a tart.

Just to make it clear, I’m technically not singing on this track. I’m more or less using my “boots of shiny, shiny leather” voice, which disturbingly sounds like a teenage strumpet with the extracurricular activities of Laura Palmer. No, you cannot read my diary. (Or are you reading it now?)

Cyranoid is comprised of Pharwolf and Mr. Nothing. I’ve known these assholes for what seems like an eternity. You may have not heard of these motherfuckers here on Earth, but they are huge on Mars. HUGE. Continue reading

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The National Reporter: Martian Brothel Spotted . . . on Mars


Ace Flashman of The National Reporter has spotted our little establishment on the surface of Mars.

It’s gotten a little rundown, since the little green men moved on to Alpha Centauri after they lost all their laser gun stocks in the interplanetary economic downturn.

But the oldest profession in the galaxy is still open for business. So, hop on your rocket and come and see us sometime!

P.S.

Earthlings: Ask Obama to send some bail-out money our way. Preferably with one of those Mars Rovers. They make great pets.

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Take Us to Your Leader, then Hang Us on Your Wall


In an effort to prepare you Earthlings for the coming carange, the Department of Maritan Imperial Propaganda has re-released Topps 1962 Mars Attacks trading card series as art prints.

Not to be confused with the Topps inspired 1996 Burton film Mars Attacks!, these prints were orginally censored by Earth governments due to the cards’ violent and sexual content. We always though Eathlings were a little bit prude. Continue reading

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K-Town Tapas: Food from the Future, Now


K-town’s underground tapas scene is like visiting the future – if, in the future, everyone speaks Korean and hangs out in hazy dive bars known for spicy late night kimchi and ass-flooring dragon juice.

Straight out from some steampunk chapter of Bladerunner’s Los Angeles, DGM (Korean for “Back Alley”) is the kind of dig where you can share a pitcher of beer, smoke a cigarette (yes, you can smoke there) and wait for your memory-dealer to show up with a mechanized stripper with a fake snake. Or not.

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History is Written by The Losers


The blithering idiots otherwise known as the Texas State Board of Education want Christian churches to pay taxes. Lots and lots of taxes.

To be fair, like so many of us flitting through the fog and muck of our own lives, they don’t know that’s what they really want. And like so many of us, somebody needs to tell them.

But let’s back up for a second. If you are not aware, the Texas School Board passed new curriculum standards for American History – standards resembling a Right-Winged orgy. Think Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman sucking down whippets just to make sure they’ve killed the last liberal brain cell in their big plastic heads. You know, education.

Some of the lowlights of these new standards include: Continue reading

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