Ace Flashman of The National Reporter has spotted our little establishment on the surface of Mars.
It’s gotten a little rundown, since the little green men moved on to Alpha Centauri after they lost all their laser gun stocks in the interplanetary economic downturn.
But the oldest profession in the galaxy is still open for business. So, hop on your rocket and come and see us sometime!
Earthlings: Ask Obama to send some bail-out money our way. Preferably with one of those Mars Rovers. They make great pets.
Click here to read Flashman’s full article.