“Today a young [storm trooper on mushrooms] realized that all matter is mearly energy condensed through a slow vibration, we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, life is only a dream and we are the imaginations of ourselves… Here’s Tom with the weather.” — Bill Hicks
Here’s the video: Continue reading
For those of you who can’t get enough of The Surreal Life: GOP Edition, Bill Maher is actually going to be streaming his newest comedy special in real-time on the internet tonight… and it’s all about Crazy Stupid Politics.
Crazy Stupid Politics is “the first stand-up comedy concert ever streamed live on the Internet” and the first installment of the Yahoo! Screen Live Standup Series, which promises to Continue reading
I’ll be out of town this weekend, so I wanted to leave you with one of my favorite viral videos of the year: “Symphony of Science (or We all All Connected.)”
It’s like an auto-tuned musical symphony of molecular strings composed of:
Two parts Sagan’s classic 1970s television series Cosmos.
One part Dr. Neil Tyson.
A dash of Bill Nye the science guy.
Slowly mix in a tablespoon of dopamine, a teaspoon of Broca’s brain, and one cup of wonder
Bake at the temperature of a thousand suns.
Sprinkle with star dust.
Let cool.
Serves infinity. Continue reading
Do you prefer your lovers to be out-of-this world? So do we. After all, we come from Mars. And iO9 comes from the future. Well, in this case… cums.
iO9 (one of the best subversive science blogs in the solar system) just published their Valentine’s Day guide to bedding that special someone from the other side of the galaxy. There are so many factors for intergalactic pick-up artists (I.P.U.A.s) to consider. Out here, in the best little whore house in the galaxy, we’ve seen everything: strange mating customs, unpleasant odors, emotional issues, awkward genital placement, dangerous anatomy, frighting fetishes, and extraterrestrial S.T.D.s. iO9 covers most of them.
But what we want to know is this: who would you screw? We have our top picks. If you’re not all hot and bothered over them, post your cosmic crushes in the comment section below. We want to know your fantasy: Continue reading
Aw, look. It’s a “Love Robot” by Rebekieb at Teefury.com.
It’s almost like that “Robot Love” poem I wrote last week… but inverted in name… and definitely in sentiment… but not every robot is as hard as his metal.
Here are some other TeeFury designs I wish I had snagged this week: Continue reading
Looks like Senator Rick Santorum really is the anal juice of the Republican Primary. He’s not only managed to position himself as the party’s resident anti-intellectual, racist and homophobe… but, now he’s adding one more qualification to his political resume: Misogynist.
Wow. He must really want this nomination.
Yesterday, CNN’s John King asked Santorum his opinion on the Pentagon’s decision to allow more women on the front lines. Santorum expressed concern that women may be too emotional to handle intense combat.
He said: Continue reading
This Valentine’s Day, don’t get your beloved something sweet. Get them something savory.
Yeah. Go, ahead and take a bite. You can eat it. This edible bleeding heart is really just a red velvet sponge cake with cream cheese frosting and blackcurrant and cherry “blood.” You can order them for your sweetheart at Continue reading
We are bringing the creepy.
And I thought little demon girls would be more with the times.
How long did it take Samara to figure out that VHS is an outdated psychic weapon and finally create a YouTube account? Ten years??!!
This just proves that Evil is just as lazy as Good. Just look around you. All Hell hasn’t broken loose . . . yet. I guess idle hands really do the Devil’s work.
Slackers.
Video courtesy of Creepypasta. Oh, and Creepypasta isn’t a gothy recipe site.
Last month, I found myself in the mossy green arms of the N.E. seaboard, on yet another adventure into 21st Century Bohemia, where I got the chance to jam with experimental darkwave group Cyranoid, headquartered in the heart of darkness of Brooklyn.
The improv musical session resulted in this song.
\”The Dust That Never Settles\” by Cyranoid (ft. Deadstarlet)
Yes, that’s me on vocals. Yes, I know, I sound like a tart.
Just to make it clear, I’m technically not singing on this track. I’m more or less using my “boots of shiny, shiny leather” voice, which disturbingly sounds like a teenage strumpet with the extracurricular activities of Laura Palmer. No, you cannot read my diary. (Or are you reading it now?)
Cyranoid is comprised of Pharwolf and Mr. Nothing. I’ve known these assholes for what seems like an eternity. You may have not heard of these motherfuckers here on Earth, but they are huge on Mars. HUGE. Continue reading
Who Cares if the new iPhone is defective? You’re only going to give into Apple’s subliminal mind control and buy one regardless. I know I did.
Right now, at this very moment, Google is sucking your brain to build a super artificial intelligence that will one day make YOU completely obsolete — like your iPhone 3G.
Don’t panic.
I’m sure they will offer an upgrade.
It’s just the immanent Technological Singularity brought to you by Google – the user-friendly face of the future.
Hopefully, we’ll still be the users. Continue reading
