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Xenomorphs Make Killer Heels (Or These Shoes Don’t Say F#ck Me; They Say F#ck You)


These heels won’t only turn some heads; they will rip them f#cking off.

Inspired by H.R. Giger’s x-rated Xenomorph from the Alien franchise,  the late Alexander McQueen designed these Giger-gasmic pumps  back in 2010. But they feel so 23rd Century, don’t they?

"Get away from them, you bitch! They're mine!"

Remember, in order to walk in these monster heels, I suggest taking steps in “short, controlled bursts” of sexiness.

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Best T-Shirt Designs of the Week: Love Robot at TeeFury.com


Aw,  look. It’s a “Love Robot” by Rebekieb at Teefury.com.

It’s almost like that  “Robot Love” poem I wrote last week… but inverted in name… and definitely in sentiment… but not every robot is as hard as his metal.

Here are some other TeeFury designs I wish I had snagged this week: Continue reading

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My Mina Dress Brings all the Boyz to the Yard (That’s right, it’s better than yours)


Last year, I pleaded with the universe to deliver me Mina’s red absinthe dress from Bram Stroker’s Dracula, so I could wear it to the Los Angeles’ Labyrinth of Jareth Ball.

Well, the universe is indifferent; I learned to sew . . . well, kinda.

What resulted was a hybrid between Mina’s red Absinthe gown and Satine’s red number in Moulin Rouge!.

I’m not going to claim that it is the most well-constructed costume of it’s kind on the internet. The dress only consists of a few key elements: an 18-inch red tight-lacing corset from Orchard Corsets, one red night gown (previously gifted), a small pillow, red fabric, red rose lining, needle, thread, and the imagination (and construction skills) of the bossy five year-old girl in all of us.

Deadstarlet in the Mina Dress, posed by the Bordello in Venice Beach. Photo by J. Burgdorf

Click here to see full photo gallery. Continue reading

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Someone Buy Me Mina’s Absinthe Dress (or Take Me Away From All this Debt)


LestatCouture on Etsy is selling Mina’s Absinthe Dress for 3,000 clams.The red Victorian bustle dress  is a pretty damn good reproduction of the gown designed by Eiko and worn by Winona Ryder in Coppola’s gothic masterpiece Bram Stoker’s Dracula.

Someone buy it for me. I would look really cute.

Okay, okay. So, you probably think this post is all style and no substance, but Continue reading

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