Porn is so boring. Isabella Rossellini will make it better.
As our collective online porn experience is pushed to the brink of ennui, leave it to Rossellini to re-wet our appetites with her new Sundance series Seduce Me, which promises to indulge us in the “vaginal complexity” of ducks.
Quacking Hot.
Seduce Me is the naughty offspring of Rossellini’s series of short films called Green Porno — the Brothel’s first choice in erotic viewing.
Isabella will do anything to turn you on. She’ll tote a giant whale penis, penetrate flies and revel in the sadomasochistic sex of snails with the horny zeal of a middle-schooler. You know, the kind of entomological eroticism that more evolved little green men would pay us big bucks to watch.
So, keep the satellite feed coming, Isabella. And I mean, cumming.
