Martian Brothel

All you skinny sadness junkies will have to find a new sorrow dealer, because Sad Keanu is out of business.

I woke up to a particularly gorgeous Martian morning. Pink sky. A brothel full of miners from Sirius A.  Only two cases of the crabs. Things were looking up for my little galactic pleasure hut. And I was in a particularly pleasant mood.

I know what you’re thinking: What in the fuck was wrong?

It was obvious. Something happened to my precious Sad Keanu.

So, I ran to Google Mars to see if he was still sad. But he wasn’t sad. He wasn’t even happy. He had just vanished, leaving us his last bit of sorrow in the form of a note:  

Splash News has decided to keep their DMCA in place, as well as Tumblr, which means we may not publish any more of your awesome submissions and we must start to take down all of our previous 270+ posts. In addition, this blog will most likely be deleted in the next 48 hours by Tumblr because of the DMCA.

Although we do believe that it can fall under “fair use”, both myself and my partner don’t have any time or resources to fight it.

Thanks to everyone that helped out making these meme the most awesome one on the internet.

Cheers,

Dan

Someone get  Sad Keanu a lawyer and a big suitcase of money, because I need my Sad Keanu fix like a model needs tape worms.

So, until the internet comes up with a new way of gathering and dispensing sorrow through LCD screens, you can submit your sadness here.