LestatCouture on Etsy is selling Mina’s Absinthe Dress for 3,000 clams.The red Victorian bustle dress is a pretty damn good reproduction of the gown designed by Eiko and worn by Winona Ryder in Coppola’s gothic masterpiece Bram Stoker’s Dracula.
Someone buy it for me. I would look really cute.
Okay, okay. So, you probably think this post is all style and no substance, but seriously . . . would you buy it for me? Pretty please? With a cherry on top?
Now, I know what you are thinking: Be sensible and buy a cheaper dress. Or no dress is worth that much, you superficial twat!
How about you buy a cheaper dress and rot it in, you cheap bastard!
I’m traveling all the way from Mars to Los Angeles next month for the Labyrinth of Jareth Ball and have absolutely nothing to wear. And rocket fuel is only gonna get more expensive since your planet is having that stupid oil leak in that thingie you call a Gulf. So, have a little sympathy for the poor Martian over here and wire me some money.
And for those of you who think I should charge it, all I have to say is: Take me away from all this debt.