In an effort to prepare you Earthlings for the coming carange, the Department of Maritan Imperial Propaganda has re-released Topps 1962 Mars Attacks trading card series as art prints.
Not to be confused with the Topps inspired 1996 Burton film Mars Attacks!, these prints were orginally censored by Earth governments due to the cards’ violent and sexual content. We always though Eathlings were a little bit prude.
With the coming invasion at hand, LTL Prints, in league with the Department of Martian Imperial Propaganda, is now offering prints suited for every Earthly budget, ranging from from $14.95-135.21. Sizes range from 11×8″ to 72×51″, respectively.
View the destruction of Earth and the annihilation of mankind from your living room wall for an affordable price. We are offering a limited time deal: Buy the prints and we won’t laser your dog.
Watch the skies…
I seem to recall you reading from Jerk City outloud in the NC Mac Lab. I think it was the first time I heard you speak
I gave you contributing privilages, Muareg. So, contribute.